Alicia’s collection of fairly irrelevant numerical list of altogether 14 smaller lists; My About Me

1. Who I am:

• Alicia Armila Ann
• Birthday - January 8th 
• Born and raised in California
• El Salvadorian & other stuff
• Brown hair, brown eyes, tan 
• Self diagnosed - undatable

2. Favorite books: 

• Looking for Alaska 
• 13 Reasons Why
• 1984
• I am number 4 
• Paper Towns
• Bram Stocker’s Dracula
• Harry Potter

3. Favorite movies:

• V for Vendetta
• Sweeney Todd
• Thelma and Louis 
• The Little Mermaid
• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Identity 

4. Don’t do this around me: 

• lie
• tell me what to do
• touch me in a rough way
• touch me if i don’t like you 

5. Do: 

• shower me with food
• and compliments

6. Best animals:

• penguins
• elephants
• giraffes
• lions

7. Passions: 

• writing
• reading
• winter
• food
• quotes
• useless information
• sleeping
• not using capitalization 

8. Personality traits: 

• Quiet unless in a comfortable place
• Sarcastic on most occasions
• Intelligent at the top of the list
• Flirty, but only if you’re a cute boy
• Overthinker, about everything
• Cunning about getting my way

9. Where I want to go: 

• Australia
• Brazil
• Russia
• Germany
• Portugal 

10. Why I’m Undatable:

• I’m never satisfied
• My standards are too high for my looks
• Most people annoy me with their lack of intellect
• Immaturity is one of my pet peeves 
• Older guys appeal to me more, but sadly I do not appeal to them more
• Sweet guys seem fake. I don’t like fake. 
• I don’t want a serious relationship or to say “i love you” after to full days of dating

11. Food i enjoy:

• Pretty much everything

12. What I look for in a guy: 

• Intellect
• Level of attractiveness
• Ability to make me laugh
• Integrity/Honesty
• Overall happiness when around him

13. Perfection is: 

• Kanye West
• Francisco
• Cole mohr
• Mila Kunis
• James Franco
• Rihanna
• Ryan Gosling
• Blake Lively
• Bradley Cooper
• Chelsea Lately 

14. Pets (I wish to one day possess):

• Elephant
• Cat
• Penguin